Smoky Mexican Bean Soup £0.33 per serve


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Nice food photography? Well, it ain’t mine but what I made could probably look like this under the right lighting conditions.

Hello peeples,

Long absence again due to lethargy, jazz and squirting people with a watergun filled with lubricant.

Anyhoo, I made this soup t’other day and Russell ate it and said it was ‘lish so here’s the recipe in the style of minutes at a monthly meeting:

Meeting: Making Mexican Bean Soup for 3-4 people

Date: 01/11/2018, 13:07 pm – 13:20pm

Location: GBH kitchen

Chairperson: Can of mixed beans £0.30

Secretary: Box of Tomato Passata £0.34

Other Present committee members: 2 heaped teaspoons of smoked paprika, 2 teaspoons of cumin, 1 teaspoon of oregano, 1 tablespoon of tomato puree, 1 green pepper, 400ml of veg stock

Apologies: from onion, garlic, spinach and shallots who sadly could not be here to add flavour, mainly because I couldn’t be bothered.

Review of previous minutes:

  • This is nothing like the last soup recipe I posted

Reading of Agenda

  • Motion: To make a cheap af banging soup recipe in under 10 minutes

Vote: Motion carried; unanimous.

  • Motion: to serve soup with appropriate condiments

Vote: Motion carried; tortilla chips and guacamole endorse this suggestion


  1. Motion: to empty bean and tomato puree into a medium sized saucepan, along with vegetable stock-
  2. Motion passed; 6 votes in flavour
  3. Motion: to chop green pepper into tiny chunks –
  4. Motion passed; 7 votes in flavour
  5. Motion: to throw green pepper into pan of hot, beany liquid –
  6. Motion passed, unanimous
  7. Motion: to add all the spices and season to taste
  8. Motion passed, 9 votes in flavour
  9. Motion: to simmer for 10 minutes
  10. Motion passed, 6 votes in flavour
  11. Motion: to serve with tortilla chips and guacamole for a warm, comforting lunch on an otherwise crap day
  12. Motion passed, unanimous. 


Any other competent business

  • Leftovers to be stored in the fridge for several days


Meeting adjourned 


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