"Are you doing that on purpose, Lewis?" "Doing what on purpose?" "THAT." I point at the salad spoons which Lewis is using upside down, handle-end buried deep in olives, boiled potatoes and lettuce. He's practically mashing the tatties at this point. "No idea what you're talking about, pal," he says, looking me dead in the … Continue reading “You’re a complete tosser”: Scottish Man Makes Salade Nicoise Wrong